A gorgeous, flamboyant, 17 year old...

FUCKING FAIRY.

*sparkle sparkle*

Bitch.

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Bitch please. That hoe just breathed at me funny. Hold mah weave!

epic4chan:

this apple dipped in peanut butter looks exactly like Conan O’Brien

Fuck yes!!

tumblrbot: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS? Robotic Dinosaurs.

No question.

OH, YOU KNOOOES IT! ;D

:O it’s like..A KAJILLION TIMESmore romantic

blackandwtf:

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MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN SAMMICH BITCH!!

No shit.

Fuck you.

Don’t get me wrong. I love cold weather, but you’re affecting everyone’s sanity.

So, why don’t you go suck a fuck?

Yez. :D

(Source: sassjordan-amanafanapis)

"You’re so far in the closet, you’re finding Christmas presents."

— Diane Simmons (Family Guy)

o.O O.o trippy.

Shit. this looks like a super-hot version of Davin. not that you arent hot Davin, but this dudes hotter. :P

picanaorelatada:

MOTHER OF GOD

Soooo…. i ordered this razorburn-healing spray online, and i just put it on. but it smells uncomfortably like urine. and our water temporarily is shut off right now… im scared…!!!